Courtney Returns: “I Missed U Guys”

Former Fox & Friends Weekend newsreader Courtney Friel returned today to F&FW after a long hiatus for a shopping segment.  Cheerfully greeting her former F&FW colleague Clayton Morris and “new” co-host Alisyn Camerota, Courtney exclaimed, “I missed you guys”: Aly and Clayton responded in kind. Modestly attired in a purple v-necked dress and lilac high heels, a somewhat subdued Courtney competently conveyed the holiday deals from low-end retailers, e.g., Walmart’s to higher-end stores, e.g., Saks.

Does today’s appearance augur Courtney’s comeback to F&FW on a regular basis?

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6 Responses to “Courtney Returns: “I Missed U Guys””

  1. Tom B. Says:

    I couldn’t care less, y tu? She’s dumb.

  2. Boogiewoogee Says:

    Gah. We’re glad we missed this. It sounds a lot like the segment she did on Cavuto’s show the other day, and left us totally confused about whether or not there are deals to be found in the higher end stores. She was out on the street (which is where she really belongs) holding a piece of paper, and yet still couldn’t convey anything of interest or use.

    We in the Boogiewoogee household are lukewarm on this version of F&FW, but if they’re adding Courtney, we’re not watching anymore. Her voice is grating, she’s immature and unprofessional, her voice has a weird rhythm and it’s quite obvious that she has no clue what she’s saying and is just (badly) reading what someone else writes for her.

  3. Boogiewoogee Says:

    Tom, if she could reach dumb, she wouldn’t be half as bad as she is now.

    Right now, F&F is doing a story about a girl who lived 4 months without a heart, and they’re missing the big story: Courtney has lived nearly 30 years without a brain!

  4. Boogiewoogee Says:

    Jake, according to Sparty, nobody responded to Courtney’s desperate plea for relevance.

  5. Tom B. Says:

    I’m hearing Wizard of Oz tunes in apartment. “If I only had a brain”…da da da da da da da……With the thoughts I’d be thinkin’ I could be another Lincoln, if I only had a brain….

  6. Boogiewoogee Says:

    Here’s another one to run through your mind today. Ted Baxter in a miniskirt with way too much pancake makeup trowelled on in many layers, and he keeps talking like an overage Valley Girl.

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