Fox & Friends First: Ainsley’s “Soleful” Cry

Wherefore art thou, Juliet? Poor Ainsley: only one pair of shoes? Fox & Friends First co-host Ainsley Earhardt bedecked herself beautifully this week in five different dresses of cheery color: After all, it was the traditional beginning of spring.* However, she did make one fashion faux pas: she appeared to wear the very same pair of shoes (Crayola peach-colored closed-toe high heels) all week.**

To make matters worse, the author can not recollect Ainsley ever having worn another pair of shoes on F&FF since it’s inception. In fact, Ainsley appeared to be wearing the very same stilettos on the debut of F&FF–AND the day before in an F&FF promo (on the regular weekday Fox & Friends). Ainsley’s “soleful” cry for help?

If so, Ainsley has, at least, one F&FF co-host who is more than qualified to give her guidance, i.e., Juliet Huddy, who would probably prefer to die than to be caught in the same pair of shoes even two days in a row. Even though Juliet may not want to put Ainsley in Manolo Blahniks or Christian Louboutins quite yet, she could introduce her to a Huddy foot fun fave, the Naughty Monkey. Anything new!

Time to go shoe shopping, Ainsley. And, take Juliet with you. After all, what are “Friends” for?

*Fox & Friends First – 04/09/12 (@ 5:59 a.m. ET); F&FF – 04/10/12 (@ 5:59 a.m. ET); F&FF – 04/11/12 (@ 5:59 a.m. ET); F&FF – 04/12/12 (@ 5:59 a.m. ET); andF&FF – 04/13/12 (@ 5:59 a.m. ET)

**Ibid.

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13 Responses to “Fox & Friends First: Ainsley’s “Soleful” Cry”

  1. motownman Says:

    What a surprise. Instead of talking about the great job Ainsley is doing or the fact she not only hosted the debut show, she also has hosted more F&FF’s than anyone else, Jake finds something to bitch about. I’d take one Ainsley over 100 Huddys!!!

  2. boogiewoogee Says:

    Actually, those are nude not peach. Women wear them to create the illusion of longer legs.

    Perhaps Sparty should be grateful that Jake is generous enough to not mention Ainsley’s performance, as it wouldn’t be gentlemanly to tell the truth.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    And you’ve seen her how often, d*****b**?
    Ainsley debuted the show for a reason and has hosted two of the last three weeks.
    Somebody at Fox likes how she';s doing.

  4. boogiewoogee Says:

    Not nice of you to call Sparty a d*****b**, not with all the disadvantages he has in life!

    There’s a reason she’s been there 5 years and can’t hold a simple morning co-host spot, subbing in for competent anchors, or anything other than reading headlines late at night. Who is up at 5 am anyway? Drunks on their way home?

  5. fla city Says:

    Ainsley does a pretty good job with it.Can’t handle Huddy anymore,she is middle age now and acts like she is still in her early twenties.I give her a few more years and Fox will give her the E.D Hill treatment.

  6. boogiewoogee Says:

    Got news for you, fla city. Ainsley is closing in on 40, too. Careening right toward middle age and being shown the exit!

  7. cathy807 Says:

    Seems like they’ve got to find some justification for keeping her on the payroll. I guess a one hour show at 5.00am with an experienced co-presenter is the least damaging option they could come up with.

  8. motownman Says:

    HATERS gonns HATE!!!!

  9. fla city Says:

    Look Huddy is like what 44 years old now.The iam hip and cool act is starting to wear really thin.She has been running it on Fox now for ten years.All iam saying is that its time for a change or for her to act more like a grown women.Ainsley is only 33 btw.

  10. Anonymous Says:

    Dinds the Author notice that 90 percent of the co-hosts and guest co-hosts and contributors all wear the same color shoes….? Clearly they are provided by the network when they walk through the door.

  11. Yuri Pobedonostev Says:

    Well in my days of old Soviet Union, ALL newscasters and TV stars of any fashion wore same shoe: white hospital shoe for women and black factory work shoe for men. Different shoes for different days & occasions? We could only dream of such things!

  12. Anonymous Says:

    One reporter/sub-anchor at CNN wears the same tan pumps every day but since they are on camera maybe 10 minutes of each hour it’s not worth mentioning. Ainsley and Ali on weekends I enjoy, Juliet and Gretchen, I turn the channel.

  13. Ainsley Earhardt: A Real “Heel” « Carpe Diem Says:

    [...] at last, Ainsley took the author’s advice and let her co-anchor and footwear fashion aficionado, Juliet Huddy, take her shoe shopping. [...]

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