Girls, girls, girls: “You just submit from the first moment!” Fox News beauties Harris Faulkner, Sandra Smith, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Jedediah Bila kicked off their inaugural show Outnumbered with token troglodyte Tucker Carlson of Fox & Friends Weekend fame Monday.
As FNC’s femme fatale showcase started, Sandra introduced the “big reveal” Tucker and Harris revealed that he lived with a lot of women: Chuckling,the #OneLuckyGuy du jour remarked, “I live with exactly this number four: So, this is like dinner at my house. Yes, I’m in a defensive crouch already.” Cocking her head jauntily, Sandra queried, “So, how does it feel to sit in the hot seat, Tucker? He laughed, “Well, you just submit from the first moment: you already give up. So, if you begin at that point, you can’t lose!”
And, for the most part, Tucker did just that. But, to keep the boys watching FNC’s “View,” Tucker took the view of most adolescent boys when it came to a sexy teacher who allegedly gave one of her fifteen-year-old male students a lap dance for his birthday in class. Introducing his segment, Tucker riantly remarked, “I think [that] legitimate opinion divides whether this was appropriate for the classroom or not.”* As his female co-hosts looked at him in utter disbelief, he declared, “There are people out there who believe that there ought to be criminal sanctions brought against this woman. And, I think that’s deranged because…there’s no victim here!”
Outnumbered: But, not outmanned! Tucker: Boys will be boys! The ladies were almost in control!
[Author’s aside: More estrogen friendly, Brian Kilmeade was the boy in the middle the following day and today. His only guy gaffe: caviling over whether cheerleading was a sport or not.]
*Outnumbered – 04/28/14 (12:49 p.m. ET).
Tags: Brian Kilmeade, FNC, Fox News, Harris Faulkner, Jedediah Bila, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Outnumbered, Sandra Smith, The View, Tucker Carlson
May 7, 2014 at 8:37 am
Sandra is interviewed by NOLA.com:
http://www.nola.com/tv/index.ssf/2014/05/sandra_smith_former_lsu_track.html
And Harris by the Winston-Salem Journal:
http://www.journalnow.com/relishnow/film_tv/hosts-have-to-be-nimble-on-outnumbered/article_a834511e-3a47-5994-8940-7625f65369ba.html?mode=jqm