Posts Tagged ‘Wii’

AM’s Mistress Lola

March 20, 2009

“L-o-l-a!” If you subconsciously heard the strains of the Kinks’ “Lola” as you watched the “Jobless Men” segment by America Morning correspondent Lola Ugunnaike, you might be forgiven. That is, if Mistress Lola says so. Normally, she probably would but today seemed to be different. After her report on the emasculation of men who had lost their jobs, Lola sternly declared, “Women are supposed to be sensitive, understanding, but you also have to hold your man accountable. Men cannot get away with just sitting around at home while these women are out in the workplace busting their tail and the house is in shambles; it can’t happen; and [t]here has to be a redistribution of power in the household.”

AM co-host Kiran Chetry facetiously opined, “That’s what they want to hear….You already lost your job: Now scrub the toilets.” Chiming in, co-anchor Christine Romans agreed, “Yeah, exactly!” With her tongue firmly in cheek, Lola laughed, “Yeah, that’s what they want to hear.”

A kinder Kiran added, “Give a guy a break, too, though! Don’t try to blame him for losing his job or say, ‘You’re not trying hard enough to find a new one.” Concurring, Christine interjected, “Yeah, that’s not going to help!” However, Lola persisted, “Don’t beat him up but you do have to hold him accountable. He can’t be playing Wii or Nintendo all day long and not helping around the house if he doesn’t have a job. Come on!” As the segment concluded, Kiran keenly commented, “See Lola’s husband is out of town so she can say whatever she wants.”

In AM’s penultimate “Road to Recovery” segment, was Mistress Lola trying to stimulate the American economy? If so, success may be limited to certain enclaves in the country. However, she was probably much more successful accross the Pond.

Hula Hoop Honey

June 5, 2008

American Morning’s Sunny Hostin had her “sexy groove on” (as Kyra Phillips observed) when promoting a Dr. Sanjay Gupta segment entitled “WII-Habilitation: Gaming for Your Health.” AM’s legal eagle shook “it like a Polaroid picture” as she performed in form-fitting black pants a hula hoop exercise geared toward couch potatoes young and old. (H-POD Ali Velshi bravely tried to compete with the hula hoop honey but to no avail. ) Welcome to CNN’s hottie realm, Sunny!