Posts Tagged ‘Spa Lady’

1-800-ME-GYN Kelly

July 22, 2009

Rowr! Not only has Catfight Kelly* been a Lady Spa aerobics instructor** but the America’s Newsroom anchor revealed that she was a co-ed 1-800 girl, too, today. And her name was “Rachael.”

After an AN story about a gent who allegedly got criminally irate at a telemarketer, Megyn remarked, “You know, I feel for these telemarketers: They’re trying to make a living.” She explained, “Listen, when I was in college, this is how I spent a summer.” She elaborated, “I couldn’t do it if I used my own name….I was Rachel.” She explained, “I sold 800, not 900, 800 numbers….By the end of the summer, I had that down pat: I was telemarketer supervisor. Hello! (Or Rachel was).”

1-800 ME-GYN Kelly: comely co-ed, aerobics instructor, and legal eagle all at your beck and call. “My name is, um, Rachel. Yeah!” No, bad boys and girls, she was selling the numbers and nothing else: Apparently, still a money-making proposition.


Best Tease: Spa Lady Megyn

November 21, 2008

America’s Newsroom co-host Megyn Kelly, the well-toned former aerobics instructor,  shared her Mukasey moment with co-anchor Bill Hemmer and her viewers. After a segment on Attorney General Michael Mukasey’s fainting while orating at the Federalist Society, Megyn began to recount her own blackout story.

Megyn related that when she was teaching at Spa Lady, she, being a “diehard,” went back to work right after a bout of pneumonia. (A clearly beguiled Hemmer wanted pics and Megyn assured him that they did exist.) She elaborated that while working out on a platform in front of a mirror, she began to feel woozy, started “to look a lot like Mukasey,” and then fell backward into the mirror. She continued, “The next thing I knew, bam, I [sic[ was back behind me, my legs were up on the platform, and my little spandex was everywhere.” She added, “My head cracked the mirror…I was fine…[and] I was rather humiliated.”

Hemmer responded, “Wait ’til we get the pictures, folks: Stand by. That’s the best tease of the morning.” Megyn giggled and said, “Spa Lady.”

Hemmer, did you actually mean that Megyn herself is the best tease of the morning? Surely, her self-professed number one fan singer/songwriter John Mayer would agree.