Posts Tagged ‘Mae West’

Purring Aly Cat: “With…a Leash in My Teeth?”

June 8, 2013

C.O.M.A. today: But, Fox & Friends Weekend co-anchor Alisyn Camerota decidedly heated up the set last Sunday with her wicked game. After a cute headline news story with a dog walking a horse by a lead, co-host Clayton Morris pruriently queried, “You ever walk a stallion like that?” Always one to enjoy a double entendre, Aly coquettishly riposted, “With, with, uh, a leash in my teeth?” Pausing for affect, she bawdily added, “No, I haven’t. Strangely!” As she chuckled heartily at her own Mae West wit, a goatish Clayton grinned as their almost clueless co-host Tucker Carlson remarked, “Well, I have.”

*Fox & Friends Sunday – 06/02/13 (@ 6:31 a.m. ET)

[Author’s aside: C.O.M.A. double entendre explained: “Cleaning Out My Attic”— and coma (dull day today).]

Alisyn Camerota: Waiting for “Our” Rack

June 10, 2012

Clayton Morris: “Your form’s always good.” Fox & Friends Weekend co-host Alisyn Camerota is “sexy and [she knows] it.” Yesterday, when her co-host Clayton Morris ribbed her about her “terrible [Bass Pro] archery session” from a few years ago, Aly confidently cooed, “I thought my form was good”: Taking no exception to that certitude, Clayton aptly answered, “Your form’s always good–if I do say so.”* Sounding a mite like a bawdy Mae West, Aly proudly purred, “Thank you!”

Today, Aly naughtily played with her other co-host Dave Briggs after his 10th Annual Big Apple barbeque segment (with four racks of ribs on the grill). As he segued back to her and Clayton, Aly raised her eyebrow suggestively and randily remarked, “Okay, we’re waiting on ‘our’ rack in here. I’m on it!” [Single parenthesis added for emphasis.] Perhaps, remembering his infamous faux pas almost three years ago (lampooned by Jay Leno for checking out the derrieres of his comely FNC colleagues Ainsley Earhardt and Janice Dean), Dave chuckled, “No comment.”

While Clayton sheepishly grinned, a beaming, breathy Aly batted her eyebrows, riposting, “Yeah.” As if to say, “You don’t need to say a word, Dave: I already have my own. And, as Clayton said yesterday, my form is always good!”


*Fox & Friends Weekend – 06/09/12 (@ 8:32 a.m. ET)

**Fox & Friends Weekend – 06/10/12 (@ 7:41 a.m. ET)

“Mae West” Martha

June 29, 2010

“Like, ‘are you just happy to seem me?'” A lusty Martha MacCallum, America’s Newsroom co-host spiced up the FNC morning for her male viewers yesterday after a segment on “crazed sex poodle” Al Gore and his upscale masseuse. When the story had concluded, co-anchor Bill Hemmer asked, “Do you own a poodle?” Animatedly, Martha replied, “No…what is a sex-crazed poodle? I’m glad I have not run into a sex-crazed poodle!”

After chuckling, Bill inexplicably commented, “A mouse in your pocket is an old phrase when you want to say ‘I’ but you actually say ‘we.’ In response, Martha asked, “Oh, so the mouse makes you more than one?” Bill answered, “That’s exactly right.”

Laughing, Martha risquely remarked, “I thought it was sort of a Mae West thing: like, you know, are you just happy to see me kind of thing.” Smiling back at her, Bill answered, “It could have been.” Quickly backtracking, a beaming Bill added, “No, no, no, no. Especially, not after that segment.”  Ingenuously, Martha giggled, “No, my gosh! No connection, folks at home.”

Sure, Martha. However, the author did initially think that you may have been referring to certain famed assets of the legendary sex goddess. Bad girl!