Posts Tagged ‘Lara Croft’

Juliet: Dave & Clayton’s “Babelicious Wives”!

June 17, 2012

Brandi Briggs & Natali Morris: The wives of Fox & Friends Weekend. Just who are these “babelicious wives” of F&FW co-anchors Dave Briggs and Clayton Morris that F&FW guest co-anchor Juliet Huddy so animatedly dubbed this morning (after Brandi called in to wish Dave a “Happy Father’s Day with an an accompanying fam photo)? Dave’s better half is blonde beauty, Brandi nee Moreland, and Clayton’s lovely is raven-haired lovely, Natali nee Del Conte.

First, Dave’s beloved Brandi is one of four children of “Dealin’ Doug” Moreland (2011 TIME Dealer of the Year) and his wife Carol of Colorado. She got her B.S. from Boston College and a law degree from the University of Colorado School of Law. While a law student, Brandi ran in 2002 as the Republican candidate for the Colorado State House of Representatives District in an unsuccessful bid. After graduation, Brandi practiced law in Boston. Now she lives in Connecticut with her and Dave’s three children (Emerson, William, and Logan). [For a sweet pic of Brandi with Dave, link here.]

Second, Clayton’s love Natalie hails from the San Francisco Bay Area. She received her California State University (Hayward) bachelor’s degree in journalism and her USC master’s degree from USC in sociology. Before venturing off into the geeky tech world and social media, Natali explored her more sensual self as a yoga instructor. Subsequently, she has written for WIRED, MarketWatch, Variety Magazine, etc.; appeared as a contributor/regular guest BBC, FNC, Univision, etc.; served as a CNET TV news network. Now, Natali is CNBC tech contributor, “mommy blogger,” and, more importantly, mother of two (Miles and Ava). [For a pic of “mommy” Natali with Clayton (and Ava), link here: But, for a few photos of “media personality” Natali (including one of her as sexy Lara Croft), link here.]

The wives of F&FW: Brainy–and babelicious!

*F&FW – 06/17/12 (@ 8:35 a.m. ET)

[Author’s aside: In reply to Juliet’s saucy assessment of their mates, an Dave understated, “We did okay. We did okay.” Before biting his lip, Clayton jested, “That’s how we roll!”]

Kiran “Croft” Chetry

July 7, 2010

The Internet photo that she does not want you to see! Today, American Morning co-host Kiran Chetry alluded to a picture that her AM audience may not be familiar with but that her former Fox & Friends Weekend viewers know quite well.

During an AM segment on the Internet’s effect on one’s reputation today with Kiran and co-anchor John Roberts, CNN biz babe Christine Romans reported that 79% of employer “recruiters check online the information that is available about you.”* Sounding a mite too familiar with that fact, Kiran replied, “And, this has made a whole new business out there. Have you ever heard of the Reputation Defender and other ways that you can clean up your reputation online?…They’ll move articles down and expunge certain pictures. I mean, it’s really interesting.”

Turning to Christine, John elaborated, “But, if you Google your name, things come up in a certain order. Reputation Defender will take the ones that¬† you don’t like and move them down to the bottom.” Rolling her eyes and shaking her head, Kiran coquettishly interjected, “Like your Halloween costume from like 2000. Just stuff like that.” Chuckling, Christine impishly queried, “For example?” Cocking his head, a smiling John teased, “Do tell.” Looking down and grinning broadly, Kiran coyly replied, “You know.”

Reader, if you do not know, link here to see Kiran in her sexy Lara Croft costume. If you don’t, you may not be able to find it on Google soon. Happy Halloween in July!

*American Morning – 7/07/10 (@7:21 a.m. ET)

Kiran: Shaken & Stirred

April 22, 2010

Chetry: Craig Crazy. American Morning’s Aphrodite Kiran Chetry may enjoy getting her male acolytes all hot and bothered on occasion but yesterday it was Kiran who became the flustered votary of her Adonis. When AM returned almost mid-show to the theme of James Bond, Kiran drew “her gun” like an Angel (Charlie’s)¬† before reading the headlines. She began, “Welcome back! I guess you can guess what we’re talking about this morning.”*

Then, as producers ran the footage of Craig rising from the surf in his bathing scivvies in Casino Royale, Kiran continued, “007 may have a hard time surviving his latest adventure. The twenty-third James Bond film has been postponed indef [ending mid-word]. Appearing suddenly to be overcome by the vapors, Kiran exclaimed, “Hold on, I can’t speak!” Abashedly, she laughed, “Lord have mercy! Sorry!”

After regaining her composure and finishing the story, her co-anchor John Roberts nonchalantly queried, “So, who was the best Bond?” John proclaimed that it was Sean Connery. Not swayed in the least, Kiran defiantly declared, “I picked Daniel Craig. I’m sorry. It was that scene we showed.”

Agreeably, John replied, “I also like Daniel Craig: I think he’s a very good Bond. I really do.” Raising her eyes lustily, Kiran enthusiastically concurred, “Me, too!” Realizing that he might want to distinguish his comments, John replied, “I like him for different reasons than you do.”

Turning to John, Kiran riantly responded, “Next time we’ll do your favorite Bond girls. How about that? We’ll keep it fair.” Gallantly, John answered, “Nah! I got one girl [Kyra Phillips] that’s my favorite.” Kiran simply laughed.

Kiran: the next bodacious Bond girl? Don’t laugh. She certainly made a luscious Lara Croft!

American Morning – 04/21/10 (@7:19 a.m. ET)

Fave Halloween Honey?

October 31, 2008

Who was your fave cable morning news Halloween Honey today? If one likes traditional Rubenesque beauties, one might choose Fox & Friends’ former Miss America Gretchen Carlson dressed in her blood-red mock turtleneck sweater, black pleather mini, and black boots. However, if one prefers a more modern model look, one might opt for AM’s Kiran Chetry a/k/a Lara Croft bedecked in her black button-down blouse, a form-fitting pumpkin mini, and black knee-high boots.

“Isn’t beauty in the eye of the beholder?” asked Gretchen today. (She did so after a segment on a British scientific study suggesting an attractive dad equals a hot daughter.) Does anyone, e.g., Gretch’s beauty pageant judges, actually believe this inane aphorism? As in art, one may have preferences but a transcendant aesthetic aspect is a sine qua non of true beauty.

In this election cycle Halloween, feel free to cast your vote for that distaff spirit that thrills you or chills you. As they purportedly propose in Chicago, vote early and vote often. Happy Halloween!

Bikini Aly

July 2, 2008

Hottie Alisyn Camerota, Fox & Friends First co-host and F&F newsreader, flaunted her assets today. In F&F’s homage to the ’80’s decade, she treated viewers to a peek of her figure in her “prime.” After a few pics of old beaux with an apparent Brian Kilmeade appreciation of her derriere, the tasty Italian tart gave her male viewers a lusty, lingering look at her bodacious bod bedecked in a barely-there bikini. Aly modestly mouthed, “People if you’re not watching your television right now, please come to the tv and stare at this: you’ll never see this again; …I’m a figment of my former self.” Then she teasingly described her “short-in-the-front-long-in-the-rear” Joan Jett mullett as “business in the front and party in the rear” to the gleeful delight of Brian and Steve Doocy and to the chagrin of Gretchen Carlson.

Lara Croft, or rather, Kiran Chetry, when did you say American Morning is doing its tribute to the ’80’s? Sweeps? We’re waiting!

Kiran Update

May 3, 2008

As this author mentioned in “Kiran Out Longer?,” the Nepalese beauty may be out for a couple of months. Yesterday, it appears that John Roberts has confirmed that indeed Kiran Chetry will be on maternity leave longer than the viewer had been led to believe initially (i.e., two weeks). At the close of CNN’s American Morning Friday, to guest co-host Kyra Phillips he remarked, “You’re away for the next week.” He added, “See you back in a week.” Kyra responded, “I look forward to coming back.” It seems that Kyra did not misspeak.

AM without Kiran is like Charlie’s Angels without Farrah Fawcett or, more aptly, Lara Croft without Angelina Jolie.