Posts Tagged ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’

Carlson’s Chutzpah

February 9, 2009

Today of all days, Fox & Friends co-anchor Gretchen Carlson had the gall to joke to her F&F colleague and fellow weasel Brain Kilmeade that he would only see “He’s Just Not That Into You” if he “lost a bet with somebody.”  On the very first day of the NFL off-season (the Monday after the Pro Bowl), Gretch reminded F&F viewers of the lost double-down Eagles/Giants playoff bet that she and Brian made with F&F Weekend co-host Clayton Morris and their failure to honor it.

Apparently, F&F Weekend co-anchor Dave Briggs was “right on the money” Super Bowl Sunday when he said that Brian was a “welcher” and that he would do anything to get out of a bet. Dave made his assertion after Brian got his pal PA guv Ed Rendell to sign an “executive memo” purporting to absolve Brian and Gretch of their obligation to pay up. Even though to Rendell Gretch had said, “I still might have to do the fight song,” it appears that she has decided to dodge her duty, too.

Until Fox & Friends co-hosts Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade finally don Eagle jerseys and sing the Eagle war anthem, the slogan of F&F should be the “Home of the Jayhawk and the Two Weasels.”