Posts Tagged ‘Desperate Housewives’

If You Seek A Megyn

April 22, 2009

In response to Internet gainsayers, America’s Newsroom Megyn Kelly proved today beyond a reasonable doubt that the moralizing anchor in Britney Spear’s video, “If You Seek Amy,” was indeed lampooning her. In an interview with the actress herself, Kristina Mitchell, Megyn queried, “Let’s put this to rest once and for all: Were you or were you not trying to imitate me in that video clip?”

Less than coyly, Kristina answered, “I was.” As if on cross, again Megyn asked, “You were?”  Tilting her head, crinkling her nose, and smiling saucily, she answered, “Guilty as charged!” “I knew it!” exclaimed Megyn.

When Megyn asked for details, Kristina replied that Britney’s people at the music video audition instructed, “Kinda Megyn Kellyesque.” She elaborated, “I Googled and YouTubed you and tried to blow dry my hair perfectly–which took hours. Elucidating further, Kristina commented, “I tried to think American, and I thought Bree Van De Camp [Desperate Housewife played by Marcia Cross]…very sweet with a little bit of apple pie and a little bit of sass.”

Blandishingly, Kristina japed, “Once you get Megyn Kelly, there’s no going back!” Megyn rejoined, “Amen to that, sister!” Somehow, I think Doug might agree.

Aly Cat: Desperate Hostwife

November 15, 2008

In a not so subtle allusion to the controversial Monday Night Football Desperate Housewife Nicollette Sheridan/Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens ad, yesterday Fox & Friends promo’d a segment with Alisyn Camerota and Owens. As footage of Aly and Owens in an apparent gym locker room ran, co-host Brian Kilmeade teased, “I cannot wait to see this next feature: He’s got great hands, he’s a quick learner, a wonderful smile, and he’s got a great body according to our body correspondent, Alisyn Camerota.”

As the “T.O.’s Finding Fitness” interview with Owens began, Aly purred, “I just need to see what the goal is: can you just show me your abs for a second?” When Owens complied, she tittered in admiration and subsequently flirted throughout the story as he helped her do chin-ups and he let her sit atop him as he did push-ups.

When the segment ended, Steve said, “Aly, I think your husband has enough evidence just right there.” Aly replied, “I already told him that.” She added, “I came home and said, ‘Terrell Owens is really cool: I think I have a little crush on him.” According to Aly, her hubby cooly responded, “Ok. Whatever.”

Meow! F&F’s Aly cat is on the virtual prowl.

Doocy’s Desperate Housewife

May 12, 2008

As “Desperate Housewives” star Marcia Cross was being interviewed by Gretchen Carlson and Steve Doocy in a Fox & Friends skin cancer story, Steve Doocy’s cell phone rang. It was his wife! Steve said, “Hey, honey!…I’m talking to Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives…Can I call you back?” Gretch interjected, “She’s going to be jealous.” When the segment ended, Doocy thanked Marcia for not being “cross” when his spouse call. Marcia replied, “Was that really your wife?” Steve answered, “Yes!”