Gretchen: Hoping That I Could Forget @ That!

Cloris Leachman: “the chaos I cause.” The morning after–after Leachman’s lascivious lickings! When Fox & Friends co-anchor Gretchen Carlson heard comedic legend Cloris Leachman’s voiced-over intro to the show this morning,  she exclaimed, “Oh, god! I was hoping I could forget about that!” Smiling, co-host Steve Doocy replied, “She was great [in her F&F appearance yesterday]! She was funny.” Not as amused, “Gretchen groused, “Yeah, ’til she went for my ear!”

Chiming in, co-anchor Brian Kilmeade remarked, “She also…went after Bobby Bowden while he was doing a sports radio interview in the green room after our show. She was very aggressive with him and Bobby Bowden didn’t even know what was happening.” Steve concluded, “See, that’s the problem. If you miss a little of Fox & Friends, you miss a lot.”

If the reader did miss Chloris Leachman’s appearance yesterday, it was “a lot” of loco Leachman. Even before her return appearance (after licking Brian’s neck during a November 2010 F&F interview), Leachman had hinted that she would be up to her old tricks: She Tweeted, “Taking my foxy self over to @foxandfriends Watch it tomorrow It airs live, so the chaos I’m planning to cause will be shown unedited. ;)” When she showed up yesterday for the pre-commercial-break tease to her segment, Leachman saucily went up to the camera and tartly stuck her tongue out as if to lick the lens.

Subsequently, Leachman more than lived up to her promise during the interview. After she had promoted her series “Raising Hope and as the segment was nearing its end, Leachman leaned over toward Brian as if to lick him again. When a beaming Brian responded, “I, I don’t think we should relive the moment, she replied, “Well, it’s going to be awfully embarrassing if I’m this far.” Bending forward, Brian gamely consented, saying, “Okay. Go ahead.” As she proceeded to lick Brian’s right ear, Gretchen exclaimed, “Oh, my god!” and then screamed.

But, Leachman was not done: When she turned to tongue a reluctant Steve’s left ear, a reddened Gretchen again uttered, “Oh, my god.” After Leachman had done the dirty deed, Brian jested, “Wow! And, it’s a bit of a relie[f]. Now, we got rid of the tension, we can go along with the interview. And, now, we’re out of time.”

As a grimacing Gretchen leaned forward in relief, a lecherous Leachman turned to her with a wicked gleam in her eye and moved toward a ruddy Gretchen. As she did, an alarmed Gretchen exclaimed, “Oh! No, no!” Fleeing the couch for safety, an embarrassed Gretchen continued, “Okay, okay! I’m going over to Kristin [Chenoweth (her next guest)]. Hey, Kristin!”

Vintage F&F.

Leachman Licks Kilmeade

“SIN”ior Moments III: Cloris Returns. Telly legend Cloris Leachman returned with a vulgar vengeance to Fox & Friends Friday. Last year, when promoting her book, Cloris: My Autobiography, Leachman racily revealed to co-anchor Steve Doocy that she did not wear underwear. Yesterday, when she came back to tout her new series, FOX’s Raising Hope, she shared with co-host Brian Kilmeade the carnal knowledge of her tongue’s tactile touch.

The randy nine-time-Emmy-award winner ruled her segment as she kept the trio of F&F co-hosts (Brian, Steve, and Ainsley Earhardt) off kilter with her wickedly irrepressible and irreverent humor. As her interview began, Brian asked her if she minded her age being mentioned earlier in the show. In reply, Leachman exclaimed, “Why not! I’m clean and I’m proud. I mean, if you start with being clean, that goes a long way.”

Naturally, assuming that she was speaking figuratively, Brian queried, “So no drugs, no alcohol, do you stay up late? Do walk against traffic?” Looking at her youthful inquisitor with playful scorn, Leachman, retorted, “Why are assuming all that?…When I said, I’m clean, I didn’t mean I’m clean of drugs. I would like, I would like not to be clean.”

Seemingly shocked, Ainsley interjected, “Oh!” as a crew member laughed heartily in the background. Somewhat incredulous himself, Steve chuckled, “Oh, stop it! Living on the edge!”

Subsequently, the producers ran a few snippets of “Raising Hope” that included a loony “Maw Maw” Leachman trying to lick a lipstick held by another. As they did, Steve stated, “You do a lot of licking on this show.”Not bashful, Leachman disclosed, “I keep licking Greg Garcia, who’s the creator of it….I just love him and I’ll lick the back of his neck.”

After Leachman then vividly illustrated her technique (by sticking her tongue out and making a licking motion) and aped Garcia’s consequent shuddering, Steve impishly asked, “Do you want to demonstrate on Brian just so that we could see what that [looks like]?” Only too happy to comply, Leachman replied, “Well, I’ll show you” as she turned toward Brian. Being a good sport, Brian answered, “Well, okay, go ahead” as he began to bend down. With a wicked gleam in her eye, Leachman commanded, “Lean forward, Love” and licked Brian’s neck lustfully.” [Vid via J$.]

After she had wet his nape with her tongue, a waggish Brian aptly asked Leachman if she disputed her characterization by co-star Martha Plimpton who said, “Just out of her mind enough to be willing to try anything.” Guileless, Leachman laconically concurred, “Correct!”

Leachman: another F&F “sin”ior citizen.

Related stories: “F&F’s Open Mikes” (“Self-loving Ernest Borgnine) and “F&F’s “SIN”ior Moments II” (Commando Cloris Leachman).

F&F’s Scary “SIN”ior Moments II

Commando Cloris? A much too Franken Frau Blucher? Fox & Friends co-host Steve Doocy serendipitously solicits some of the most lubricious details from his senior interviewees. E.g., when he asked film legend Ernest Borgnine his secret to looking twenty years younger, Borgnine replied, “I don’t dare tell you!”: Then, of course, he did.* Today, was no different.

Before Leachman’s Cyprian revelation,** F&F had intro’d her interview by showing her on “Dancing with the Stars” lying on the floor, as Steve said, “showing her underwear.” Then Gretchen asked her about her account in Cloris: My Autobiography of successfully inducing Ed Asner, Mary Tyler Moore’s Lou Grant, to lose weight by offering herself to him literally.  After Leachman had confirmed this naughty account, Steve asked Leachman about her being practically “naked wearing a salad in an ad for PETA.”

She risquely responded, “Well, I had a bra on and I don’t wear underwear anyway.” Steve guffawed, “Okay, then!” Giggling, co-anchor Gretchen Carlson saucily interjected, “Oh, Fox News Alert!” Laughing, Leachman exclaimed, “Sh, sh, sh! Erase that last part!”

*https://jakeho.wordpress.com/2008/08/14/ffs-open-mikes/

**F&F (04/06/09) – 8:56 a.m. ET

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