“Smoking” Ainz Loses Cleavage–Mid Show

Earhardt: “Keep it clean!” Clad in her short, sleeveless, bosom-baring white dress, Fox & Friends Weekend guest co-host Ainsley Earhardt solicited the full attention of her co-hosts, Clayton Morris and Dave Briggs. Unfortunately, for her male admirers, it was, perhaps, a bit too much for her F&FW producers. When an appreciative Dave suggested that Ainsley was “smoking,” producers seemed to strangely deflate Ainsley’s breasts soon thereafter.

As the second hour of Fox & Friends Weekend began yesterday, the camera panned over ribs being cooked on an outside grill. As it did, Dave intoned, “Oh, we are smoking here on Fox & Friends this morning!” As Ainsley laughed, Dave chuckled, “Celebrating America–no, I am not talking about Ainsley. Talking about the food, it is delicious.”

Continuing, Dave declared, “Our friends from Pork Barrel Barbeque are here, and, boy, do they have some good stuff.” Subsequently, Ainsley queried, “And, you said they’ve created a cologne that smells like bacon?” Arching his eyes mischievously, Dave replied, “It’s for men and women, Ainz.” Smiling, Ainsley answered, “Oh, I think that women should wear it because every man I know loves bacon.”

Chiming in, Clayton jested, “I got an idea! What we’ll do is have you spray it on. We’ll have you walk down Fifth Avenue to see if anyone even notices you.” Animatedly, Ainsley agreed, “Done!”

Grinning at Ainsley, Dave racily interjected, “Could be the dress, could be the scent.” In response, a reddening Ainsley playfully slapped him on the shoulder with her papers. Smiling coyly, she exclaimed, “Keep it clean!”

An hour later, an odd thing occurred. Perhaps, taking Ainsley’s words too much to heart, producers appeared to put her twin orbs under wrap as the second half of the show started. Ainsley’s prized assets were no longer on prominent display for an appreciative audience–or, an appreciative Dave.

The fireworks had ended. Much too soon.

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