Schoolmarm Martha Strips

MacCallum: “Good clean fun!” For the second straight day, F&F guest co-host Martha MacCallum swathed herself in garb more fitted for the dead of winter than the dawn of summer. Yesterday, she wore a full short-sleeved, up-to-the-neck, and barely-above-the-knee marmalade-orange dress: today, she wore an even longer, crew-necked black dress with an overlaid buttoned-up white strait jacket to boot. It was as if she were saying, “I’m sexier under all these clothes than your regular beauty queen Gretchen Carlson without them.”

But, F&FW producers seemed less than pleased with Martha’s priggish apparel. Apparently, after a half hour, they had endured more than enough of her hideous habit. When Martha returned from break (in the second part of the first hour), she had doffed her white jacket, revealing a sexier, sleeveless look.

As Martha, the prudish schoolmarm, stripped out of her first layer of clothing, her paean to summer should have seemed tardy to her fervid fans. After all, only two years ago, the blond beauty had heartily praised the academic summer commencement “flashing of the flesh.” The then Live Desk co-host lustily celebrated the Arizona State coeds who peeled off their outwear for the needy to take a naughty romp across campus in the ASU 2009 Undie Run across campus. “Good clean fun!” she proclaimed.

Today, Martha started her fun summer. Bare-ly.

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3 Responses to “Schoolmarm Martha Strips”

  1. crispy Says:

    Amen to your observations,however she hasn’t the Carlson legs and would be better suited to wearing pants.

  2. SandySays1 Says:

    Awww, Give a blonde a break. Besides I’m not into dress envy. My coats an all season thing.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Perhaps Martha Mac doesn’t feel the need to vamp it up & she prefers to down play her sexuality rather than exploit it for ratings.
    She’s adept at the “subtle seduction”, her wardrobe is modest & subdued but revealing enough to pique imagination and lust for a bit more.
    On the rare occasion when Mac lets her hair down a bit, she does it with style and glamor.

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