Carlson’s momcave, nipple clips, and licked thighs: waking up Fox & Friends her way. Last week F&F co-host Gretchen Carlson salaciously coquetted anew with Fox News Sunday co-anchor Chris Wallace (during his usual Friday promo), assuring a chagrined but appreciative Chris that he was always welcome in her momcave. Yesterday, Gretchen saucily jested with Larry the Cable Guy about his nipple clip, saying that she would be thinking of him [wearing them] during the Super Bowl half-time.
Today, Gretchen teased her fans with an Animal Planet Puppy Bowl VII segment promo before a break, carnally cooing, “It’s not every morning that I have somebody licking my thighs, mmhm–and my ankles.”* When a crew member whistled with Dionysian delight, ” Gretchen feigned indignation and pointed to the potential shelter adoptee, harrumphing, “It’s a puppy! Okay?” Then, as Gretchen concluded her upcoming previews, a tarty Gretchen laughed, “I’m just trying to wake everyone up. Okay! You’re awake now, aren’t you?”
Cute puppies and Gretchen: fetchin’ for Fox & Friends.
*Fox & Friends – 02/04/11 – (@ 7:27 a.m. ET)
Update: Vid of Gretchen’s racy promo, supra (via Chicaboomer).
Tags: Animal Planet, Chris Wallace, FNC, Fox & Friends, Fox News, Fox News Sunday, Gretchen Carlson, Puppy Bowl VII
February 4, 2011 at 3:15 pm
As a 60 year old male, I feel Gretchen is too old to attempt to vamp herself like that.
I like her on OReilly – she should stick to “mom” stuff and thats about it.
February 4, 2011 at 6:28 pm
Hey, Joe, maybe it’s you that is too old. :)
February 4, 2011 at 8:55 pm
ChickaBOOMer: Takes A Licking And Keeps On Ticking
http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2011/02/takes-licking-and-keeps-on-ticking.html
February 4, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Stewartiii, thanks for the vid “heads up.”
February 5, 2011 at 10:13 am
It wasn’t too long ago, the weather girl was left go for a few “comments” that were inappropriate, but Carlson gets away with more than the comments. She must have a real good contract with Fox. I don’t even consider her a good Culture Warrior, O’Reilly needs someone else in that seat.