Megyn Goes Bottomless

America Live co-host Megyn Kelly treated her male admirers to a strange exhibition this morning. As Slate author Troy Patterson aptly observed, Megyn is “comfortably upfront about working her sex appeal.” However, today, was a different matter altogether: Fox News’ sexy siren went completely bottomless.

Unfortunately, for Megyn’s amorous acolytes, the DVR will probably not display their ardent desire: Rather, it may give them their most noxious nightmare. No, her long luscious legs were not on display nor were her “killer B’s” but Fox News censorious content of late was. E.g., instead of FNC’s usual lingering looks at Megyn’s sexy stems during interviews with regular guests such as Stuart Varney, Monica Crowley, and Richard Socarides, it gave its viewers not a single shot of Megyn’s legs nor a compensatory gaze at her ample bosom to boot.

With America’s Newsroom’s new look, Happening Now‘s Live Desk design, and, apparently, now America Live‘s sexless schema, Fox News vibrant viewers are simply left with Fox & Friends femme fatale, Gretchen Carlson. Enough to carry the day, or, at least, the morning? Only the ratings will tell.

Update: Johnny Dollar kindly e-mailed the explanation for Megyn’s “going bottomless” on AL. He revealed, “Megyn is in a different studio. Hers is being revamped for election-night duties. The shots are close-in because it’s a smaller space.”

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3 Responses to “Megyn Goes Bottomless”

  1. Lynn Krill Says:

    Why did you have to tell us about Megyn going bottomless. Now it really hurts. We didn’t know what we were missing. When you think of the days of America’s Newsroom with Bill and Megyn and what it’s become now with barely getting a peak at Leggy Meggy it’s sad.

  2. Brutus Says:

    Not to worry, femme fatal Carlson can easily carry the day.
    In fact..Fetchin’ Gretchen’s luscious legs are SO gorgeous & sexy that her co-hosts cannot compose themselves and refrain from gawking & drooling.

    See for yourself.

  3. Megyn: No Body Shots « Carpe Diem Says:

    […] to appreciate her own sex appeal. Rather, than flaunting her sexy stems as usual, she has recently eschewed any shots below the waist. Perhaps, Megyn should ask herself when she will embrace anew that “piece of her personality, […]

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