Wherefore Art Thou, Juliet?

Where in the world is Juliet Huddy? Of late, the sexy siren is nowhere to be found on the Fox News network. In fact, so much so that Juliet junkies are exhibiting tell-tale DT’s.

Shortly before the blond beauty re-signed with FNC and immediately subsequent thereto, Juliet was almost everywhere. In the morning and early afternoon, she subbed for Gretchen Carlson on Fox & Friends, Megyn Kelly on America’s Newsroom, and Martha MacCallum on Live Desk. In the evening, she contributed on the “Dumbest Things” segment on the O’Reilly Factor with Greg Gutfeld. And, in the dark of night, she haunted Red Eye as a panelist in the vaunted “leg chair.”

Where is FNC’s foxy femme fatale? Who knows? Perhaps, Juliet will Tweet her undisclosed location to her Twitter followers.

According to Putin, that cold day in Hades may be approaching sooner than one may think.

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11 Responses to “Wherefore Art Thou, Juliet?”

  1. hud Says:

    She was filling in for Megyn during the holidays.
    Didn’t show up for work one morning.
    Alisyn had to be called in at last minute.
    Another train wreck for Ms Huddy.

  2. cornycob Says:

    hud, how do you know this (without going into too much detail)?

  3. Whoknows Says:

    I remember a strange comment on RedEye when she was on not to long ago. Andrew Levi asked about her being sick? she said something like yes.

    LOL i,m thinking VD, you know!? social disease!

    If I understand correctly? she keeps on cheating on her boyfriends? husband.

  4. hgb3 Says:

    Hey, I admire Hud’s post in metrical poetry format. Sort of like the great William Carlos Williams.

    I’ll try one in a haiku format (5-7-5):

    Juliet Huddy
    Is pretty and very smart.
    But no Lauren Sivan.

    (So that’s a 5-7-6’er, well so what….give me a break!)

  5. Anonymous Says:

    suspended. that is where she is. once again in hot water for not being responsible.

  6. WhoKnows Says:

    What exactly is the deal with the suspension? How do you know?….. If true? at this rate she will be gone.

    Then she and Laurie Dhue can both lie on the beach and chase after younger men while collecting unemployment. :-0

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  8. luvfoxnewstv Says:

    to Jakeho
    I’m long time fan of Juliet. Since she rarely tweets – I think Roginsky or Garcia might be helpful as to what has happened to juliet and why she isn’t on Fox. Reminds me of Page. Worried.

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  11. luvfoxnewstv Says:

    Woohoo – can’t wait to see her again. Fox is boring without Juliet

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