Kiran: Naughty or Nice?

Kiran and her bad boys! Last week, American Morning co-host Kiran Chetry reveled in her co-anchor John Roberts squirming’ during a Jeanne Moos report entitled “Window Undressing.” Yesterday, similarly, Kiran relished her guest co-host T.J. Holmes’ repeated slavering over the same young lithe New York models disrobing in the 5th Avenue front window of XOXO (during still timely re-airings of that very tale).

Yesterday, when Moos’ story, “Window Undressing” opened to Christina Aguilera’s  hit “Dirty,” Kiran glanced at T.J. and saucily mouthed, “Love that song.” Grinning, T.J. then introduced the segment saying, “Just in time for your last minute holiday shopping, we’ve got a window display designed to lure you in but also make you drool.” [And, apparently, it did.] As the story concluded with a close-up of the comely caboose of one of the cuties, T.J., turned to Kiran and randily remarked, “Okay, I didn’t walk far enough up 5th Avenue, apparently….[I]t’s a good marketing tool.” With raised eyebrows, Kiran laughed, “It sure is!”

Later, when the salacious segment aired again to the strains of “Dirty” and the visuals of the models’ changing clothes, Kiran was caught unawares sexily swaying to the music. Looking at the camera, Kiran chuckled, “Oh, sorry!” Her colleague T.J. was not: Looking at her rather appreciatively before running the story, he exclaimed, “Yeah. They caught you dancing. It’s alright!”

Then, after the subsequent report footage had concluded with that zoom-in on the model’s shapely derriere again (as she pulled a very snug skirt over it), Kiran wryly remarked, “See, you didn’t think that it was going to fit but it did at the last minute.” Smiling, T.J. answered, “I had no doubts that it was going to work out.” Racily, Kiran cleverly replied, “Worked out just fine in the end.” Then, looking into his eyes for his reaction, she bawdily added, “And a good time was had by all!” With a goatish grin, T.J. wisely responded, “Un-huh. I should stop talking about this story now.” Kiran concurred, “Yeah.”

Kiran: Naughty but nice!

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12 Responses to “Kiran: Naughty or Nice?”

  1. lesskiran Says:

    you certainly read a lot into these things. You should be a writer of those paperback drugstore novels. sleazy and slutty.

  2. jakeho Says:

    Lighten up, LessKiran. Relax and appreciate some levity, especially, during this holiday season. As to “paperback drugstore novels,” since you seem all too familiar with this genre, perhaps, it is you who is reading “too much into these things” in this post. P.S. As to your name, what’s your animus toward Kiran?

  3. Tom B. Says:

    I gotta agree with lesskiran on this one, Jake. You do read a lot into “these things” for the most part, lol. Always a good read, though.

  4. jakeho Says:

    On occasion, perhaps, Tom B. But, the water is not always as shallow as it first appears. (Glad you enjoy the posts.)

  5. jakeho Says:

    P.S. LessKiran and Tom B., the Huffington Post, MediaBistro, ThinkProgress, J$P, etc., seem to have a fairer assessment of the author.

  6. lesskiran Says:

    I read those drugstore novels in high school. As to why I don’t care for Kiran………there are better female news readers than she. Most of the time she is just too silly for morning news. Some fun is good but she just goes too far. She might be better on TMZ or such video tabloids that exist on TV. I know she is just there as eye candy for you guys.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    Oooooo…Well excuuuuse me, Jake. I guess that’s your way of saying, “Don’t you know who I am?” Far be it from me to challenge the likes of the Huffingandpuffington Post or MediaBistro. By the way, that’s Mister Tom B. to you, my friend. ;)

  8. Kep Says:

    Is it me, or is Kiran constantly in flirt mode? She does not act like a married woman with children.

  9. jakeho Says:

    LessKiran, you stated that “there are better female news readers than she” and that she is “too silly” and is mere “eye candy” for AM. Imo, she is as good or better than any of her CNN anchor contemporaries, and she professionally provides AM with a much needed fun, sexy, and irreverent take on the news.

  10. jakeho Says:

    My friend, Anonymous a/k/a Mister Tom B., you certainly are more than welcome to challenge my analyses. As to the post you cite, it was my way of saying, “I am not alone.” To paraphrase, Michael Jackson. :-) Believe me, I know that I’m not better than you or anyone else for that matter.

  11. lesskiran Says:

    when did news become sexy???? Please! No one better than Kiran???? HHHMMMM, Carol Costello, Heidi Collins, Kyra, Candy…shall I go on??? Oh, I forgot, they aren’t sexy enough for you.

  12. jakeho Says:

    When has news not been, LessKiran? Ah, right: when it came down from the mountaintop carried ONLY by old white guys. As to Carol, Heidi, Kyra, and Candy, they certainly aren’t any better. Nor are they as sexy. :-)

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