Anderson Cooper Unzipped?

CNN has done it again: From Paula Zahn’s infamous “zipper” promo to Anderson Cooper’s supposedly “undone zipper.”* Seven years ago, CNN promoted its new Zahn show, American Morning, with an ad in which a male announcer randily remarked, “”Where can you find a morning news anchor who’s provocative, super-smart, oh yeah, and just a little sexy?” As the word “sexy” was emblazoned on the screen, the seeming sound of a zipper being unzipped was heard. Controversy ensued and the ad was pulled after being aired only about a dozen times.

Last night CNN had another phallic moment. This time it was over another blond beauty, Carrie Prejean, the former Miss USA California. Before the segment in question, Cooper teased, “Carrie Prejean caught on tape. Oh, Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. She’s dropped her lawsuit against pageant officials about…her augmentation surgery but only after they dropped a bombshell. We’ll tell you what changed the game.”

Then when AC360 returned, correspondent Erica Hill cattily reported, “The one-time Miss California USA Carrie Prejean…apparently…doesn’t have to worry about paying for her $5200 boob job because Miss USA pageant officials have dropped their lawsuit…She has dropped her lawsuit against the pageant, too. Why?” Feigning incredulity, Cooper queried, “Why?”

Hill answered, “Well, the deal is confidential, Anderson, but a source close to the settlement tells CNN the agreement happened after a sex tape featuring Prejean surfaced.” Cooper playfully exclaimed, “What!” Hill animatedly replied, “Yeah! Yeah! According to TMZ, she’s alone on it.” As Cooper deadpanned, “Really?,” the apparent sound of a salient priapic response (a suddenly released spring) was heard. Raising his eyes, Cooper smiled, shook his head, and said, “Please!”

Anderson Cooper 360 (11/04/09) – @10:57 p.m ET

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4 Responses to “Anderson Cooper Unzipped?”

  1. Hmmmm Says:

    doesn’t sound like the respons of a gay man.

  2. jakeho Says:

    Hmmm, I do not think that the “priapic response” was that of Anderson personally. Rather, he seemed to be enjoying a bit of Schadenfreude or perverse pleasure at Prejean’s expense.

  3. cam Says:

    If you watched that segment Cooper said “what was that?” about the noise and then was rolling his eyes and scoffing at the noise. He was doing nothing to try to seem aroused by the idea of the video.

  4. jakeho Says:

    Cam, listen again to the relevant “tape.” Cooper said, “Please!” rather than “What was that?” after the sound effect from the producers. He seemed to delight in their derisive play but indeed not to share their goatish intimations.

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