Dave’s Missing Ring: “My Wife Knows”

Fox & Friends Weekend co-host Dave Briggs explained his missing wedding ring to his viewers. After the author’s post about Dave’s absent marital band Sunday (July 19),* Dave appeared in his next F&FW appearance (last Saturday) without it again. However, he had an explanation this time.

After a segment entitled, “Things You Forget,” Dave elucidated, “My worst problem is: It’s right here on my finger. I forget where I put my wedding ring all the time.” Emotively expressing disbelief, co-anchor Alisyn exclaimed, “Oh! What!” Dave replied, “Oh, my wife [Brandi] knows this.”

In a helpful follow-up, Aly asked, “Why do you take it off?” Dave answered, “I take it off because I don’t want to wear it at the beach, the pool, and things with the kids because it might come off.” One of the crew loudly interjected, “The bar!” Pointing to him, Dave guffawed, “Or the bar.” Fingering her own wedding ring, an aping Aly laughed, “I don’t wear it a bar: It might fall off.”

Dave forgot it again Sunday.

*https://jakeho.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/dave-or-brandi-finds-ring/

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