Roberts: I Can’t Even Do It Awake

In a segment racily entitled “Nocturnal E-missives” with American Morning co-host Kiran Chetry and AM business correspondent Christine Romans, AM co-host John Roberts read, “You’ve probably heard of sleep-walking, sleep-eating, and even people having sex while asleep.” Co-anchor Kiran Chetry interjected, “I’ve never heard of that.” Roberts agreed, “I’ve never heard of that.” Kiran added, “Who wrote that? Somebody who’s a little weirder than us.”

After the story, a randy Roberts returned to the topic and asked, “Having sex while asleep?” Pointing to Roberts, Christine¬† said, “He’s still on that.” Undaunted, Roberts continued, “How do you do that?” Kiran and Christine giggled. Roberts declared, “I can’t even do it while I’m awake.” Christine tittered and put her head in her hands: Kiran laughed uncontrollably as she first held her stomach while leaning back and then doubled over. Pulling herself together, Kiran declared, “It’s certainly a Friday.”

Roberts definitely still ringless.

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10 Responses to “Roberts: I Can’t Even Do It Awake”

  1. Kerry Says:

    Maybe that’s why his wife left.

  2. Kep Says:

    Sounds to me like all three of them need to grow up and start acting like adults. If they think this is the way to higher ratings, they are sadly mistaken.

  3. Kerry Says:

    it really is tasteless for morning anchors to carry on like that, especially on CNN. What are they thinking?

  4. Boogiewoogee Says:

    They’re thinking that acting like that is the “Gold Standard” way to act.

  5. Kerry Says:

    Wow who would believe that acting like you work at a low rated station broadcasting out of someone’s basement would be the “gold standard”?

  6. Tom B. Says:

    Ringless, tieless and tasteless. Is Roberts losing his mind? He was a lot easier to watch when he displayed no personality at all.

  7. Kep Says:

    And Jon Klein has the audacity to take pot shots at Fox News and the content of their morning program. It makes me laugh to recall Klein’s words as sweet Kiran signed on the dotted line for that GOLD STANDARD, CNN. He said of Kiran “she wants to report the news, and you can tell it’s true”. Yeah, that slimy and improper chit chat is news alright. I’ll bet these three have a good time at that bar, throwing back the drinks after the show. I wonder what they might talk about there, when the cameras are turned off? Actually, I don’t want to know.

  8. Kerry Says:

    Themselves and how important and influential they are to the world.

  9. Kep Says:

    Kerry, I think you’re spot on with your comments. It’s all about them.

    Juveniles posing as big time news anchors. They’re grown adults on a news program snickering about someone’s sexual prowess, or lack thereof. This sounds just as bad as the Kyra Phillips/Don Lemon comments about the “Reverse Oreo Cookie” some months ago.

  10. kh Says:

    yea i agree they do need to grow up

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