Ainsley Back on F&F

The alluring Ainsley Earhardt finally returned to the center seat on Fox & Friends today. Fully cloaked in a bright yellow dress from neck to knee, the sexy sweetie decided to prove to her detractors that she can carry a show without a little leg or decolletage. Many of her male admirers may not be overly amused with her priggish attire but will be happy just to have her back on F&F.

Ainsley shines between veterans Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade. The sweet Southern belle blossoms when she does not have to carry her cast a la Fox & Friends Weekend.  No Clayton Morris nor Dave Briggs to hold her back but only old pros to help her succeed.

Ainsley, you proved your point. Now enough of your school marm look!

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13 Responses to “Ainsley Back on F&F”

  1. Boogiewoogee Says:

    Gack. As soon as we turned on the TV and saw that ginormous mouth and heard that shrill, strident voice, we nearly hit our heads against each other as we scrambled for the remote and switched to Good Day NY. Almost forgot that Greg Kelly is out there. Not even Steve and Brian can make up for this.

    We’ll bet that she’s still incapable of thinking on her feet, so whether or not she’s “shining” is purely subjective and probably based more on how tight her top is than how she is doing her job.

  2. Greg Says:

    Is this going to be permant or just filling in? I would like to know where she has been since she left the weekend show. I do love seeing her on the television.

  3. motownman Says:

    You’re right, Jake.
    Ainsley looked wonderful and it was great to see her in the center chair again.
    It shows Fox still has faith in her.
    You’re also right about her being much better between Steve and Brian
    She is in for Gretchen on Thanksgiving, so it will be interesting to see whether she will be back with Steve and Brian, or if she will be reunited with Dumb and Dumber
    Ainsley definitely needs more air time

  4. Boogiewoogee Says:

    Ha! That does not in any way show that Fox has any faith in Butterface, unless putting Courtney in the center seat last Christmas was a show of faith in her. If Ainsley Airhead were a professional, she’d shine no matter who is on either side of her.

    Butterface Ainsley’s presence just means that there is no other available female to fill in, other than the cleaning lady who doesn’t speak English and Courtney, whose grasp of English isn’t much better.

    From the little we saw of Butterface this morning (before changing the channel and still not coming back to Fox yet this morning), she is just not national morning show quality, and no amount of air time will change that.

  5. Mark Says:

    She is certainly better than Gremlin Carlson any day of the week. For that matter, anyone is..

  6. Paige06 Says:

    Sorry to see Anisley in the center seat today. I had to turn the news to our local. She is still not ready for primetime. Please bring back Page or E.D.

  7. Boogiewoogee Says:

    After those horrific terrorist attacks in Mumbai yesterday, we are kind of surprised and disappointed that they didn’t bring in the A-team, but instead chose to stay with the dolts who couldn’t properly cover Tony Snow’s death. Oh well. Perhaps they would have done so if it weren’t Thanksgiving.

    It took about a minute of Ainsley’s grating personality and voice before we fled Fox, and probably won’t be watching again the rest of the day.

  8. Boogiewoogee Says:

    Yes Paige, it is both a mystery and a travesty that Page and E.D. are gone, while Butterface is still there. I guess too-tight tops count for more than skills at Fox these days.

  9. nighteyes Says:

    I can tell the “feminists” here…all the ones who cant stand Ainsley. Get over yourselves already and admit that she is a beautiful woman who is also intelligent. Your petty jealousy is more than apparent.

  10. Boogiewoogee Says:

    Get over yourself. Not everyone who dislikes her is a feminist, or even female.

    Frankly, I think she’s borderline homely – enormous mouth and teeth that make her look like a shark when she smiles and a nose whose tips droops almost down to her gaping mouth – and if not for the gigantic chest that she flaunts, she would never have an on-camera job. She’s smarter than Courtney, but she has zero in-depth knowledge of any number of topics and she is incapable of thinking on her feet.

    Nobody in her right mind would or should be jealous of that shallow Butterface who has to wear shirts in sizes too small and unbutton too many buttons on blouses.

    Time for you to go back to RC.

  11. tiamatsrevenge Says:

    I caught a snippet of the Thanksgiving day show … and it was a turkey …

    Was Painsley auditioning to become Hugh Hefner’s newest girlfriend?? Is that why she bleached her hair platinum and within an inch of its life??

    I just don’t understand WHY News Corp insists of keeping idiots on staff like Painsley, Tartney & Claytoon … but they DUMP the good people like E.D. and Page (& Donna Fiducia, et al) …

  12. Rick Says:

    I have seen Anisley in person and she is stunning.
    T.V. does not do her justice.

  13. Preston Says:

    I like Dave Briggs on Fox and Friends. He makes me laugh. He is so funny in his segments. If this news gig doesn’t last, he and Clayton Morris should do a comedy show nationally. They are so funny talking back at each other! I like how he talks about his Denver roots and how he started on local TV long before moving to the big leagues at Fox. Even rooting for his beloved Denver Broncos! He even brought his 2-year old daughter to the set–it showed a more human side to him.

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