Clayton: You Might Not See Me Ever Again

Is Fox & Friends Weekend co-host Clayton Morris reading his reviews? On a promo for an upcoming segment entitled “Car of the Future? Test Drive the Honda Civic GX”, co-anchor Alisyn Camerota teased, “Does it disappear or something?” Clayton said, “I’m driving it and you might not see me ever again.” When Dave Briggs droned, “Okay,” and Alisyn laughed, a self-deprecating and knowing Clayton added, “Some people might love that.”

However, Clayton and his F&F twin Dave seem to have weathered the storm for now that the FNC suits caused when they replaced Page Hopkins, Kelly Wright, and Greg Kelly without apprising their F&FW’s fans. Now that the castrato choir is being kept more on key by the sassy and serious Alisyn Camerota (than her sweet and attractive predecessor Ainsley Earhardt could manage), their positions seem more secure. Probably no disappearing act for Clayton or his Doublemen twin unless and until Circe Camerota chooses otherwise.

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9 Responses to “Clayton: You Might Not See Me Ever Again”

  1. tiamatsrevenge Says:

    I can’t watch the show with Toonces on … He’s just tooooo overbearing and annoying as hell … He needs to go be Olbie’s lap dog at msnbc …

    Clayton needs to disappear NOW !!!

  2. Chris G Says:

    He needs to go. NOW.

    If others find him to be witty and funny- fantastic. He shall still be employed somewhere ELSE.

    I’ve not witnessed his transformation into a beautiful butterfly. He’s still an icky, creepy, crawly thing I want to step on.

  3. Chris G Says:

    Did you watch the Sat ATSS? Could he BE a bigger horse’s behind?

    Please, humor us all again with the “he likes potatoe *chips* now” comment, Clayton. We did not get that you were mocking that poor man. Please, some of us are slow in that way. Tell us again.

    What a flippin’ meanie you are. = (

    Just who the heck hired him?

  4. Boogiewoogee Says:

    We can barely watch the TV show when Claytoon is there, so no way do we want to watch the net show with that doofus.

  5. LT in KY (aka Santino) Says:

    I’ve tried… I have really truly honestly tried to give the guys a chance. I mean everyone deserves a little time to adjust, don’t they? Well…
    Time’s up!
    I’m reminded of the old joke about the walk through Hades where people are to receive their punishment in the form of the person they’re coupled with there… this guy thinks he must have lived a charmed life when he finds out that he is to be paired with Raquel Welch until it is explained to him that she is not his reward, but rather he is her punishment.

    I beg for Aly’s reprieve! Whatever she may have done it could not possibly warrant such cruel sadistic abuse… and surely, we as viewers have done nothing to deserve it.

    It is time for Dave and Clayton to be sent back down to the minors (I’m being kind here) or perhaps the developmental league.

    PLease… Please…

  6. frogvalley Says:

    He’s not just a meanie. He’s an adulterer. His wife, a great woman who supported him in all his moves, found out and left his ass. What a creep!

  7. LT in KY (aka Santino) Says:

    Please, Tell us more…
    Is there anything that can be used to get rid of this babbling moron (I know what you’re thinkin’ “which babbling moron?”)?

  8. TE in KY Says:

    All three s*ck. Aly needs to get over herself and just shut up.

  9. LT in KY (aka Santino) Says:

    TE… that’s like saying, “Santa needs a shave and a blue suit.”

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