Your espresso? Try decaf instead. Sexy Fox & Friends First co-hosts Anna Kooiman and Ainsley Earhardt served up lukewarm decaf this morning instead of their promised “shot of espresso.” Gone were the tall chairs (and small computer tables) that showcased the lovelies’ legs: In their place was a large opaque table intended to do the very opposite. Furthermore, the gals ditched their short skirts for more dour apparel, i.e., just above-the-knee dresses for the few moments that they might be seen.
Perhaps, faint-hearted producers got spooked by a few mixed reviews and suddenly turned priggish. While cable news reviewers on Mediaite and Huffington Report did not note the actual debut of F&FF, TVNewser reported on it a la AP’s disinterested manner but news blog Chickaboomer and Carpe Diem noted the new sexy look of the show. Chicaboomer posted a seemingly subtle pan captioned “‘Fox & Friends First’ Skirting the Issues” with a pic of Ainsley and Anna in their short dresses and another such photo of Anna and FBN biz babe Lauren Simonetti. However, Carpe Diem gave the first show a rave review entitled “Fox & Friends First: Bringing Sexy Back!,” praising F&FF’s homage to its past glory.
Fox & Friends First: Losing sexy fast. Without that arousing promised shot of espresso from Anna and Ainsley, viewers may well decide to roll over and go back to sleep. As B. B. King might aptly say, “The thrill is gone.”
Tags: Fox & Friends, Fox News, TVNewser, Fox & Friends First, FNC, Fox and Friends, Chickaboomer, ainsley earhardt, Anna Kooiman, B. B. King, Thrill is Gone, Lauren Simonetti
March 7, 2012 at 3:03 pm
[...] Carpe Diem Point Pleasant Musings « Fox & Friends First: Losing Sexy Fast [...]
March 7, 2012 at 11:37 pm
If I wanted to watch girls behind a desk I’d watch CNN and Ashleigh Banfield with Zoraida Sambolin who do a better job of reporting.
March 8, 2012 at 10:37 am
[...] Carpe Diem played some role in facilitating this welcome change back with critiques Tuesday (“Fox & Friends: Losing Sexy Fast”) and Wednesday (“Fox & Friends First: Happening [...]
March 16, 2012 at 4:57 am
What a waste of a viewer’s time! I only watch FOX but these blondes look as if all they are trying to do is show off their legs and blonde long locks. Sad day when FOX slips to this level. I guess I’ll switch to CNN until the grown-ups come on at 6 AM.
a sad viewer
March 26, 2012 at 4:20 am
Well , they are back this morning. Morning glory.
March 26, 2012 at 6:57 am
fox and friends, at last got it right. you can’t get any better than
these two, why even look.
you had it right the day these two started on the first show!
NOW YOU GOT IT FIXED, DON’T BREAK IT!
March 26, 2012 at 7:03 am
let the dems go to cnn you will still have better ratings w/these two!
March 28, 2012 at 7:22 am
You have got to be kidding with these two! Obviously geared toward the male viewer. Will wait till 6 AM to see professional anchors report the news.
April 5, 2012 at 5:20 am
Yeah. Had to look and see if anyone as disgusted as me. I now watch CNN from 5 to 6.
May 10, 2012 at 6:20 am
Tuning in to local news from 5 to 6. Are you kidding me?
May 13, 2012 at 5:12 am
filth- what a waste to have to stoop so low for viewers- disgusting- what is wrong with you guys- cnn here i come.
May 29, 2012 at 4:48 am
They can be responsible reporters but their legs and perpetual smiles get in the way…very annoying smiling while reporting about our lost servicemen Fire the ill informed producers…dumber than dumb where is decorum andseriousness…PLEASE!!!!…
July 15, 2012 at 9:20 am
glad to see longer hem lines. Tired of thighs & boney knees and girls uncomfortable trying not to show any more.
October 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm
[...] “‘Losing Sexy Fast” Carpe Diem [...]
November 13, 2012 at 8:05 pm
Why fix something when it is not broken! Hint: Fox and Friends First must not give up what caused the viewer-ship to rise in the first place! Why suddenly become conservative and risk the show ratings to take a nose-dive!